Aw! This just improved my day. Thank you!
But you are anon. So. I cannot.
One day, I will meet a person. A nice, liberal-minded, queer-friendly person who supports the arts and likes to quote movies and TV and the internet. And we will drink white wine and smoke and lie in bed and listen to music and talk about Important Things and fall in love and I won’t be an asshole and we will both be happy.
AND THEN WE WILL DIE. THE END.
Hey you jerk,
Quit spending all your money on food. Did you need that butter chicken poutine today? No. You packed a lunch. Eat the lunch that you packed. Smarten the hell up.